May 23, 2006

The Office Life - Part 1

I’m turning into a dirty old man….

I walked into the cubicle of a young lady (24 and really cute) who works with me. Her cell phone was plugged into its charger and was hidden in her lap. What I noticed with some curiosity was an electric cord running from the wall to a very private area.

Just as I said hello, her cell phone rang…only it didn’t ring as it was set to vibrate and a loud BZZZZ filled the air.
Many things ran through my mind that I would have said if I was 20 years younger and single. Here are the ones I can remember:

"Ummm, that is your phone, isn't it?"
"Do you want me to answer that?"
"If you give me your number, I'll call you every 20 minutes or so."
"Are there other features of that Razor that they don't adverstise?"

Instead, I bit my lip and remarked at how nice her shoes looked (it was all I could think of that was not suggestive). Now she thinks it’s wonderful that I noticed her shoes……women…..