One day Miss Murphy, the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.
She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
Young Liam raised his hand and said, "I think he said, "Holy Shit! A talking chicken!"
Miss Murphy called recess as she was unable to teach for the next 20 minutes....