See you at the parade on Sunday!! 2:00 down Park Ave!!
A Roman
Catholic priest stood at the church door greeting the parishioners after Mass.
"Good
mornin', Mr. and Mrs. O'Riley. I married you ten years ago but I never see any
of your children in church."
"Deed
you did, Father. We've not been blessed. My husband and I have tried but we've
not been successful", said Mrs. O'Riley.
"I'm
going to Rome for a few years sabbatical. I'll light a candle for you in the
great basilica at the Vatican. Perhaps the Holy Mother will look kindly on you
and your husband."
Several
years later, back at the church door, greeting parishioners, the priest meets
Mrs. O'Riley. "Mrs. O'Riley, did you ever have any children?
"Deed I
did , Father," she said pointing to a family behind her.
"We've
had a set of triplets, a set of twins and two singles since we last saw you.
"Praise
be the Holy Mother. She's blessed you. But I don't see Mr.O'Riley. Is he here?
"No,
Father, he's gone to Rome to blow out your candle."
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O'Toole
volunteered to take care of their 10 children so that Mom could have an evening
out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to
read. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but O'Toole kept sending him
back up.
At 10:00 the doorbell rang. It was the next door neighbor, Mrs. O’Hanlon.
She asked if her son was there. O'Toole said no. Just then a little head
appeared over the banister and a voice shouted,
"I'm here Mom, but he won't let
me go home."
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O'Malley's
daughter was on her way home from work one night by bus and it was raining
heavily. When she reached her stop, she
jumped off the bus and began to run to her house a couple of streets away. She heard footsteps behind her and, looking
around, she saw a man following her. She
reached home, hammered on the door and her mother let her in.
She
said, "Oh, mother, a man ran after me."
Her
mother said, "I know." as the man came in the gate. "It was your father, he went to meet you
with your raincoat and umbrella."
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